The Sleep Cartel

You are probably sleeping wrong.
It's time to make your bedroom a sleep fortress.

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⏰ Your 24-Hour Sleep Routine Guide

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Step 1

Air Quality

Monitor and purify your bedroom air

Action Steps

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Ensure good air quality and circulation

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Monitor CO2, VOCs, and particulate matter levels

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Run air purifier continuously to remove allergens and pollutants

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Open windows during the day for fresh air exchange

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Step 2

Light & Noise Optimisation

Block out light and noise for deep sleep

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Make room pitch black - cover ALL light sources

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Use only dim, warm lighting (red/amber is best) before bed

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Block or mask all noise with white/brown noise or ear plugs

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Use eye mask and ear plugs for complete sensory deprivation

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Step 3

Wind Down

Relax and prepare your body for sleep

Action Steps

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Take magnesium/L-theanine supplements 1-2 hours before bed

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Turn off all screens 1-2 hours before bed (blue light kills melatonin)

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Eat dinner 3+ hours before sleep - no heavy meals late

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Read physical books, journal, light stretching

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Take a warm bath/shower to trigger temperature drop

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Step 4

Breathing

Optimize nasal breathing for better sleep

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Breathe through your nose only (use mouth tape if needed)

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Apply nose strips to open nasal passages for easier breathing

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Mouth breathing during sleep reduces oxygen intake and sleep quality

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Stay hydrated but don't drink too much right before bed

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Step 5

Deep Sleep

Stay asleep all night long

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Use a weighted blanket for deep pressure stimulation and anxiety reduction

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Room should be 65-68°F (18-20°C) - cooler is better

If you wake up, don't check the time - creates anxiety

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Never use phone or turn on lights if you wake up

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If awake 20+ min, get up and do something boring until sleepy

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Step 6

Wake Up

Start your day with natural light

Action Steps

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Get 10-30 minutes of natural sunlight within 1 hour of waking

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If no sun available, use a 10,000 lux light therapy lamp →

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Avoid hitting snooze - it fragments your sleep cycles

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Drink water immediately to rehydrate